- City: Sacramento & Vegas
- State: California
- Zip/Postal Code: 96002
- Listed: May 29, 2020 7:49 PM
- Expires: 1199 days, 22 hours
Smile… you have found ZenAsFuck™ TerpSerum!! 100% Authentic, extremely high-potency, all-natural & Never Diluted. No Glycerin, no PG, no fake terps (and No Vitamin E Acetate or any other diluent of any kind). Ever. A rare gem of pure goodness, and we’ve got the FLAVOR in every way…and WE ARE THE REAL ZENASFUCK™ LUXURY BRAND.
Our TerpSerum™ is truly a connoisseur level product at its finest! The ZenAsFuck™ proprietary extraction methods allow us to capture the volatile, yummy cannabis terpenes and flavonoids first, then fully process the distillate to an extremely pure state. This allows us to offer a stunning (and very Real) 88-92%+ THC content with a terpene/flavon content ranging between 4-8%! Yaas! This product is dope AF and you simply MUST try it to fully realize how spectacularly different we really are. We LOVE everything about cannabis, and it shows in everything we do.
ZenAsFuck™ TerpSerum™ is a genuine HIGH-END product in the truest sense. We are fully aware there are “cheap” carts out there, and if that is what you are looking for you are in the wrong place. However, if you are someone who understands that authentic, high-end product is what your customers both want and deserve, then we are the gold mine that can help you achieve a huge following of happy, satisfied and LOYAL return customers. THAT is what will (actually) make you the $$ you are looking for, and can do so for the long term, consistently. We guarantee it!
Not only is our TerpSerum™ extremely pure with absolutely ZERO additives, but we only use premium (American!) .5g CCELL cartridges which provide a significantly better experience all the way around. No leaking, no need to pre-heat, no maintenance… and your customer can access ALL their product right down to the last drop. (And did we mention they genuinely hold the FULL amount of product?!?) The flavor is unmatched, they work well with both low and high heat, and our cartridges will NEVER burn out your pen. Without exception, CCELL cartridges are the must-have standard for a care-free, connoisseur level vaping experience! You can tell the difference immediately. #Truth (Note: for highly viscous, extremely pure product such as we offer, a 8v -12v battery is HIGHLY recommended.)
We were saying this BEFORE the “vape crisis” happened, and we are going to say it again… Here is the 100% real – If you think you are buying any REAL Dank, Heavy Hitter, Stiizy, Cookies, KingPen, Drip, Brass Knuckles, Rove etc etc etc outside of a dispensary – YOU ARE NOT. They are ALL counterfeit, regardless of what you are being told. (Being 100% honest, if our licensing had finalized prior to the COVID crisis we would not be on here either!) Additionally, ALL that fake packaging is produced in China… and A LOT of it arrived here in bulk before the USA cut off imports and flights from China due to the Coronavirus (that is highly contagious!). PLEASE be smart! The last thing this industry (or you) needs is for the authorities to link coronavirus cases in the USA to vaping!!!! They have already tried once.
We have spared no expense producing ZenAsFuck™ TerpSerum™, one of the highest quality and highly sought after products on the luxury cannabis market to date. EVERYTHING about us is high-end, from the product itself, to the cartridges we use, to the absolutely exceptional customer service we offer. If you are a business minded individual and you are ready to expand your clientele & make your wallet fat again, then we encourage you to contact us! We are well known for our stellar delivery record and our team of unrivaled customer service reps who are waiting to assist you, even with marketing.
Our Response to COVID19: We are named an Essential Business, and as such we are taking a monumental amount of caution in protecting our clients and ourselves. ALL ZenAsFuck employees have been TESTED – all negative. Every employee wears nitrile gloves and masks at ALL TIMES. We also practice social distancing at all times, including during packaging and production, and our facility is sanitized twice daily. GUARANTEED.
SAMPLE ORDER – 10 carts – $200 Standard MOQ – 50+ carts – $18ea
Customer Service – via text: (702) 825-5226
Customer Service – via email: [email protected]
ZenAsFuck™ Customer Service Hours:
M-F 9:00a.m. – 7:00p.m.
Saturday 10:00a.m. – 5:00p.m.
Sunday 12:00p.m. – 4:00p.m.
Stay ZenAsFuck! Namaste Bitches.