- City: Las Vegas
- State: Nevada
- Zip/Postal Code: 89107
- License: NV20191276237
- Listed: April 21, 2021 11:20 AM
- Expires: 1198 days, 18 hours
Need Truly High-End Product? Highest Quality available? Consistently?? (See those profile badges we have that most posts do Not have… they mean “Top Seller” and “Verified” – which all legitimate companies or “brands” should have. You should always look for them!!)
ZenAsF*ck™ is your completely consistent and 100% Reliable partner for success!! 100% Authentic, our TerpSerum™ is extremely high-potency, all-natural & Never Diluted. No Glycerin, no PG, no fake terps (and No Vitamin E Acetate or any other diluent of any kind). Ever. A rare gem of pure goodness, and we’ve got the FLAVOR in every way… WE ARE THE REAL ZENASF*CK™ LUXURY BRAND. Looking for a market advantage? A Truly High-End Product that will provide repeat customers? Unmatched Quality? Consistently?? WE ARE IT.
Our TerpSerum™ is a connoisseur level product at its finest! The ZenAsF*ck™ proprietary extraction methods allow us to capture the volatile, yummy cannabis terpenes and flavonoids first, then fully process the distillate to an extremely pure state. This allows us to offer a stunning (and very Real) 84-90%+ THC content with a terpene/flavon content ranging between 3-6%! Yaas! This product is dope AF and you simply MUST try it to fully realize how spectacularly different we really are. We LOVE everything about cannabis, it shows in everything we do, and both you and your customers will love us.
ZenAsF*ck™ TerpSerum™ is a genuine HIGH-END product in the truest sense. We are fully aware there are “cheap” carts out there, and if that is what you are looking for you are in the wrong place. However, if you are someone who understands that authentic, high-quality, high-end products are what your customers both crave and deserve, then we are the gold mine that can help you achieve a huge following of happy, satisfied and LOYAL return customers, and can do so for the long term, consistently. Everyone feels special when they have access to something luxurious and exclusive, and this is exactly the reaction you will get to ZenAsF*ck™ TerpSerum. We guarantee it!
Not only is our TerpSerum™ extremely pure with absolutely ZERO additives, but we only use premium (American!) .8g custom designed ccell cartridges which provide a significantly better experience all the way around. No leaking, no need to pre-heat, no maintenance… and your customer can access ALL their product right down to the last drop. (And did we mention they genuinely hold the FULL amount of product?!? No more huge, ugly bubbles for your customers to question if they are getting what they pay for.) The flavor is unmatched, they work well with both low and high heat, and our cartridges will NEVER burn out your pen. Without exception, ccell cartridges are the must-have standard for a care-free, connoisseur level vaping experience! You can tell the difference immediately. #Truth (Note: due to purity and viscosity, our cartridges do not work well with disposable pens)
We have spared no expense in producing ZenAsF*ck™ TerpSerum™, one of the highest quality and highly sought after products on the luxury cannabis market to date. EVERYTHING about us is luxe, from the product itself, to the cartridges and packaging we use, to the absolutely exceptional customer service we offer. If you are a serious and business minded individual and you are ready to expand your clientele & increase your revenue, then we encourage you to contact us! We are well known for our stellar service record and our team of unrivaled customer service reps who are waiting to assist you, even with marketing.
Our Large Strain Variety, 20 Strains in Total, guarantees something for everyone, including Runtz, ZTFO, Chiquita Banana OG, Lemon Gelato, Snoop Dogg OG, Sherbet Cookies, Godfather OG and many more! For your convenience we have posted our strain list within the images, and detailed information about our products and our strains offered may be found on our website: zenasfuck.net
Our Response to COVID19: We are named an Essential Business, and as such we are taking a monumental amount of caution in protecting our clients and ourselves. ALL ZenAsF*ck employees have been TESTED – all negative. Every employee wears nitrile gloves and masks at ALL TIMES. We also practice social distancing at all times, including during packaging and production, and our facility is sanitized twice daily. GUARANTEED. NO EXCEPTIONS. (It is also worth noting that during times of imposed lockdowns, we (literally) see a 300% increase in sales volume.)
ANNOUNCEMENT: #ZTFO (Big Sean) Tribute Holiday TerpSerum!! OMG – Purple Gushers x Godfather OG – Holiday Release Date was November 10th! This strain is unusually potent, highly sought after and now fully available. See the actual Big Sean Video on our YouTube channel #IFYKYK
BE AWARE OF COUNTERFEIT ZAF CARTRIDGES! To tell if you have a REAL ZAF cart, please view our YouTube Video: https://youtu.be/j0WfFmD0C7M
SAMPLE ORDER – 10 carts – $200
Standard MOQ – 50+ carts – $18ea (further discount begins at 500+ and 1000+)
Customer Service – via text: (702) 825-5226
Customer Service – via email: [email protected]
ZenAsF*ck™ Customer Service Hours:
M-F 9:00a.m. – 8:00p.m.
Saturday 10:00a.m. – 7:00p.m.
Sunday 12:00p.m. – 6:00p.m.
** Order pickup by appointment only, scheduled M-F between the hours of 9:00am and 6:00pm**
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