- City: Sacramento & Vegas
- State: California
- Zip/Postal Code: 96002
- Listed: April 3, 2020 2:01 AM
- Expires: 364 days, 3 hours
March – CORONAVIRUS UPDATE – ZenAsFuck is taking major precautions to protect yours and our health during this time. We are now closed to the public and all orders filled over the next several weeks will be done SOLELY by our lab team under sterile, laboratory circumstances. Our lab team ALWAYS, not just now, uses lab-grade chemical respirators (mask), nitrile gloves, clothing coverings and eye goggles. All other employees are working from home, if at all. ALL product being offered was produced PRIOR to COVID-19 reaching the USA, and we are NOT producing anymore product at this time. Additionally, our lab location is remote and has not been affected by the virus (to date). Though we are not short on product supply at this time, until conditions change we will only be supplying our customers while the CURRENT SUPPLY LASTS. Be well.
Update 4/1/20 – Even with the high volume we produce, the need is so great that our current stock is beginning to run low. If you need extra $ right now, we HIGHLY suggest you move sooner than later. We will do everything we can to assist you…. while we can do so. Stay safe!
ZenAsFuck™ TerpSerum!! 100% Authentic, high-potency, all-natural & Never Diluted. No Glycerin, no PG, no fake terps and No Vitamin E Acetate (or any other diluent of any kind). Ever.
What is TerpSerum™ exactly? ZenAsFuck™ TerpSerum™ is a truly luxury, connoisseur level product at its finest! Unlike standard distillate and other rosin/resin products, our proprietary extraction method allows us to capture and separate the flavorful cannabis terpenes first, preserve them, and then process the distillate to an extremely pure state. This allows us to offer a stunning (and very REAL) 90%+ THC content as well as reconstituting the terpenes back into the product to gain not only the superb FLAVOR, but also the enhancing EFFECT they produce! YAAS! See for yourself, our latest lab is below for your review (and piece of mind!)
We know there are “cheaper” products available, but lets be real… that is exactly what they are, “CHEAP”. We get it (I guess), but if that is what you are looking for you are in the wrong place. ZenAsFuck™ is well-known for only producing the very finest of luxury cannabis products. However, if you are someone who understands that REAL high-end product is what your customers crave and deserve, then we can help you achieve a huge following of happy, satisfied and LOYAL return customers. Even if you already offer cheaper options, the high-end product is what people actually want and choose if given the choice, wouldn’t you? Being known for offering not only a variety, but exceptional and consistent high quality products is what will actually make you the $$ you are looking for. We guarantee it!
Not only is our TerpSerum™ extremely pure with absolutely ZERO additives, but for our vape carts we only use premium CCELL cartridges which provide a significantly better experience all the way around. No leaking, no need to pre-heat, no maintenance… and your customer can access ALL their product right down to the last drop. (And did we mention they genuinely hold the FULL amount of product?!?) The flavor and vapor is unmatched in the industry, they work well with both low and high heat, and our cartridges will NEVER burn out your pen. Without exception, CCELL cartridges are the must-have standard for a high impact, care-free, connoisseur level vaping experience!
We were very vocal about the dangers of the “fake cartridges” before all the awful health issues became public, and we are hoping most of those issues have subsided. However, here is the 100% truth – NO non-counterfeit, lab tested, high-quality product producer can offer you gram cartridges for the prices they list. As well, if you think you are buying REAL Dank, Heavy Hitter, Stiizy, Cookies, KingPen, SmartCart, Drip, MarioCarts, Brass Knuckles, Rove, ETC outside of a dispensary – YOU ARE NOT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY HAVE TOLD YOU. Being a REAL company ourselves, we know those companies and can tell you with 100% certainty that those offerings are ALL counterfeits. I assure you that just like us, ROVE, BRASS KNUCKLES & KINGPEN (and the rest of them) are NOT going to have their “reps” taking pictures of open boxes (usually sitting on the floor) full of their product to sell. Not only would they never risk their license like that, if you bother to look you can find posts from EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM talking about their product being counterfeited (and listing the only places you can buy their genuine product). If you are being real with yourself, you already know in your gut we are telling you the truth. The “vape crisis” may be coming to an end… but you are STILL getting diluted, knock-off product, and the likely-hood that the distillate not “clean” is, well, very high (to be nice).
So.. are ready to get to work, stand on the whole head of your competition and make some REAL profit? Ready for consistently exceptional quality that never changes and never runs out? Ready to NEVER have to worry about being ripped off, scammed, or not receiving your order EVER AGAIN?
We have spared no expense making ZenAsFuck™ TerpSerum™, and it is one of the highest quality and highly sought after products on the market. EVERYTHING about us is high-end, from the TerpSerum™ itself, to the elite cartridges and lab-grade borosilicate glass we use, to the elegant, trendy and child-proof packaging. If you are a business minded individual and you are ready to make your wallet fat again, then we encourage you to contact us! Our delivery record is stellar and our team of unrivaled customer service reps are waiting to assist you 7 days a week, 9:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. (Pacific Time). Get motivated, get your hustle on, and provide your customers product that will keep them coming back over and over again… with assistance from ZenAsFuck™.
ZenAsFuck™ – There is a reason we are listed as both the #1 TOP RATED and #1 BEST SELLER! We ARE the Gold Standard. Namaste Bitches!
SAMPLE ORDER – 10 carts OR 10 syringes – $20ea.
STANDARD MOQ PRICING – CARTRIDGES
20- 50 – $18ea. 51-99 – $17ea.
100-999 – $16ea 1000+ – $15ea
STANDARD MOQ PRICING – SYRINGES – .5g
10-50 – $15ea 51-99 – $14ea
100-999 – $13ea 1000+ – $12ea
STANDARD MOQ PRICING – SYRINGES – 1g
10-50 – $27ea 51-99 – $26ea
100-999 – $25ea 1000+ – $24ea
Absolutely willing to meet with you for standard MOQ orders! Safe, Professional, Fast and Free guaranteed delivery is also available.
CLIENT SERVICES – TEXT: (702) 825-5226